So That Child Told You to F*** Off… (EPUB)

So That Child Told You to F* Off…**
A very real guide for when things go very sideways.

You know that moment. You’ve barely finished your first brew of the day and a child has just told you to F*** off in front of thirty others… and now everyone’s looking at you like you’re about to deliver a TED Talk on composure.

This isn’t a behaviour bible.
There are no magic scripts, no gold steady lines, and definitely no promises that you’ll glide serenely through chaos like some sort of classroom Gandalf.

What there is:

• Honest stories from someone who’s been there (and got it wrong… often)
• Practical things that actually work
• The odd laugh when you really need it
• Reassurance that you don’t have to be perfect to be good at this

It’s short. It’s useful. It’s the book I wish I’d had on my first day — the day I just nervously smiled while being called a “sheep w*nkerer” (long story, still funny).

Written by The Secret Behaviourist —
still figuring it out, still showing up.